circletines:

when a teacher calls on you thinking you dont know the answer but you get it right

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australiansanta:

why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies

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roboticdreams:

ah april fools. yes let us engage in human acts of humor and good-natured trickery together. i shall begin. i am actually a robot. ha ha! that was a funny joke i just told with no truth to it whatsoever. there is certainly no reason for you to suspect otherwise *nervous whirring sounds* we are having human fun yes

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lacigreen:


excuse me what

lacigreen:

excuse me what

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betalars:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

(via pizza)

My boyfriend is terrible about responding to his phone and he wasn’t answering and he was supposed to meet me at the library 30 minutes ago so i sent him a picture of ice cream and got an immediate response

My boyfriend is terrible about responding to his phone and he wasn’t answering and he was supposed to meet me at the library 30 minutes ago so i sent him a picture of ice cream and got an immediate response

Sister was being an utter bitch on a car ride by intentionally changing the radio whenever i started jamming to the song among other things and then this happened and i just

Sister was being an utter bitch on a car ride by intentionally changing the radio whenever i started jamming to the song among other things and then this happened and i just

Yall like my new running shirt???

Yall like my new running shirt???